YouParkLikeAnAsshole: Teach People to Park Properly
YouParkLikeAnAsshole is a website that teaches people to park properly and prevent people from parking like an asshole. If you happen to be sick of a car taking up two spaces on the street, a car parked too close to yours, or parked diagonally – YouParkLikeAnAsshole has an idea on how you can do something about it.
All you need to do is download a notice and place it on the car’s windshield. The owner of the vehicle will be informed of his/her parking malpractice. Aside from being informed through the notice(s) that you sent them, the website will provide them with proper tips on how to improve their poor parking techniques.
You can download two version of YouParkLikeAnAsshole.com notice. The first one is in the form of a checklist. The victim will check which parking malpractice applies to the perpetrator. A message below the checklist states that:”Parking is far too limited in our over crowded streets and parking lots, and you happen to park like an asshole. “It also tells the owner of the vehicle to head over to the website to get some tips on how to park properly and not to get offended by the message.
The other version only states the URL of the website while clearly stating a bold message to the owner of the car that he/she parkslikeanasshole. Check the images below.
So you see somebody parking like an asshole eh? It’s pretty simple, print out one of the PDF files and slip it under their windshield wiper. No printer? No problem. Go get yourself a marker, pen, pencil, or dip a quill in some blood. Then write on a sheet of paper “youparklikeanasshole.com” (nice and bold) and that’s it!
This is an interesting way of getting through people with thick heads who think that they have all the right to park badly anywhere. I think the first notice is better printed on paper and the second one on printable sticker sheets.