Get a Fake / Non-Existent Girlfriend to Text and Call You
Are you embarrassed by the fact that you don’t have a girlfriend? Do you need to quickly get out of social gatherings and want a girlfriend alibi? Well, all you need to do is follow these instructions:
1. Save (212) 804-6979 to your phone under your “girlfriend’s” name.
2. When you’re out with your friends, send a text to the FakeGirlfriend number.
3. FakeGirlfriend will respond with a random girlfriend-esque message.
4. About a minute later, FakeGirlfriend will call you with a pre-recorded message.
5. After you hang up, tell everyone how great your “girlfriend” is.
This Fake Girlfriend might come in handy in the future so better save it on your phonebook.